I Love Oxymorons

This started off as a laugh but it quickly gained serial killer energy

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

thefreakzone:

thefreakzone:
thefreakzone:
Georgia Tennant’s twitter is a gift Part 3
IT GOT BETTER!!!
Everyone is reblogging this without this addition and you don’t know what you’re missing

starsholland:

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

hollyblueagate:

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

voidbat:

stephendann:
darkestelemental616:
borealaries:
theresoneofyou:
princezane:
latessitrice:
absinthenoir:
fuckrealityihaveablog:
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules #can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

fluffy-elephants:

partlysmith:
sugarkillsall:
superhell:
i fukcing hate this show
This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect
according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects

but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just

forgot the cars

c-maj:

“biological sex is a social construct” doesn’t mean “chromosomes, anatomy, hormones, and genitalia don’t exist”. it means “these exist, but assigning roles, labels, and expectations to certain combinations of these characteristics is a social construct, and an unnecessary and pointless (actually harmful) one at that”.

reverend-spines:

captain-forehead:
the-sunshine-cult:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
blackness-by-your-side:

this 👆🏾
Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.
And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”
This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

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